Wed Mar 6 11: Elsewhere, the Dunphys tag along on Alex's tour of Caltech, but Phil, Luke and Haley get wrapped up in a campus experiment, while Claire tries to convince her more… Jay and Gloria's anniversary creates a dilemma when they can't decide what kind of gifts to give. Kyle Fowle is a freelance writer based out of Canada. Back at Cam's football game, Cam attempts to use a "millennial-style" coaching method, which makes the game confusing.
Cam takes Lily to a charity event, where they learn the true meaning of Christmas. Meanwhile, Gloria worries about Manny when he dates an older, popular girl; and Cameron is afraid more… The Dunphys move into a hotel while their house is undergoing mold remediation, so Phil tries to put a positive spin on their involuntary bonding experience.
A high-school open house takes the Pritchett clan back in time when Claire is stressed-out by the pressure; Gloria meets a bullying mom; and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky. Mitch catches on quickly, and gets Gil to admit immediately that he is gay. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria plan birthday parties for their two sons, but worry that Manny has unrealistic expectations when it comes to girls; and Mitchell and Cameron learn a painful lesson about booking a wedding venue.
Alex, knowing her mom doesn't like talking about sex and boys with her, lies and says the clothes are for Gloria.
When Claire walks in and finds Haley sitting on the floor, you can feel the exhaustion. Because it's never too early to plan Thursday night... Mon Mar 4 11: Selma Blair 6.
Halloween 3: Phil lands in jail after a ruse to get Luke to sign up for a dance class backfires. Manifest 7. Dylan remains nonchalant and calm, while Haley panics.
Mon Mar 4 12: The Wedding Season 5, Episode 24 USA In the conclusion of the Season 5 finale, the chaos of Mitch and Cam's wedding continues as the grooms grow discouraged; the guests are starting to get restless; and the whole ordeal takes a toll on Claire's physical and emotional state.